June 18, 2002
Britney in Boots
Oh how I wish I had a screen capture!
The divine Britney was on Regis and Kelly yesterday. She was sitting on one of their stools with her legs crossed and was wearing a wonderful pair of boots. Seeing her like that lets you know that the future of males is to be slaves. It's criminal that a Goddess shouldn't have a slave on a leash kneeling at her feet, keeping her boots polished to a high shine.
Fortune Magazine has just named Britney as #1 on this year's list of the most powerful celebrities. All hail! Someday soon, Britney will be recognized as our Ruler. Then she will establish Herself not merely as Empress but as Goddess of the World. Mine will be the first knee to bow.